Joshua's Internet Humor Archive
Top Ten - HMO - Top ten signs that you are in a low-budget HMO
Top Ten - M. Stewart - Top ten signs that you are being stalked by Martha Stewart.
148 Bad Thesis Defenses - I know these are silly, but they do make me laugh out loud.
Adultery Jokes - Adultery isn't remotely funny, but these jokes are.
Air Traffic Control - Unlikely conversations with Air Traffic Controllers
Army Ranks - For those of you who want to know what Army ranks mean.
Bad Bread - Just proves what they say about lies and statistics.
Beer Troubleshooting - Critical for proper bar functioning.
Biblical Wife - Fifteen biblical ways to find a wife
Bless Your Heart - It's all true
Bomb Mr. Johnson - It makes sense, doesn't it? (by Terry Jones)
Bovine-agra - Got any extra of that?
Bubba - This is a variant of the oldest joke I know.
Bumper Stickers - Feel free to send in more
Chalk - My own attempt at an urban legend
Why Chicken, Why? - Political figures answer an age-old question
Chicken Wire - Watcha got there?
Are You Ready for Parenthood? - Of course not, but at least you can laugh about it.
New Children's Book Titles - Maybe if George Carlin were Dr. Seuss
Dangerous Viruses - Please don't take any of these seriously.
Deacon and Boy - Not funny. Pure glurge. But I like it.
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! - Related to the bread one - encourages brain usage
Divorce Humor - I really just wanted somewhere to put the Robin Williams quote.
E-Mail Facts of Life - Are you a compulsive e-mail forwarder? Please read.
Engineer Humor - You must be an engineer
Funny Signs - They'd be funnier if there were pictures of them in-use
Gandhi - With affection and the utmost respect
Gilligan & The Seven Deadly Sins - If nothing else, it made a useful mnemonic in seminary
And God Said - Washington Post Piece on Evolution & Public Schools
God's TQM Questionnaire - Not really sure where to turn this in
Gravy Ladle - I'm not saying you did or you didn't
Error Haiku - In turmoil - Humor settles - Leaf on data stream
History of Medicine - Short, but to the point.
Holy Cow - Birds, Bees, and Cows
Holy Humor - Miscellaneous pithy quotes on religion
Horror Movie Survival - No, this won't help you survive your mother-in-law's visit
I Have a Philosophical Secret - The lowest rated Jerry Springer show ever
Lessons Learned at Fifty - I'd love to know the actual source for this
A Math Tale - Why parochial school can be good for your math skills
Memo to a New Priest - Very, very, very funny (but a wee bit sacrilegious)
Never Happen on Star Trek - 19 things that you'll never see on Star Trek
New Dog Breeds - A few new dog breeds
Out of the Mouths - Children complete several common clichés.
The Perfect Worker - Reading between the lines, literally
Search Committee Report - Perhaps goes too easy on the committees
Sermon Fun - Things to do during boring sermons (but not mine!)
Sex - Funny Quotes - Humorous quotes on the national pastime.
Simpsonisms - It's like reading George W. Bush, only funny
Snow Shoveller's Diary - Reasons 1-100 to not live in the Northern Wasteland
Socio-Economic Quiz - Why not a few more stereotypes!?
State Mottos - OK - just a couple more
Star Wars Euphemisms - If you get 'em, you probably need 'em
Theology of Toys - Silly, I know, but still amusing
The Über-Legend - Save yourself the trouble, just forward this one.
Y1K - Everything Old is New Again