The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation
- Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
- Grooming the Wookie
- Making the Kessel Run
- Polishing Vader's Helmet
- Evacuating Tatooine
- Unsheathing the Meatsaber
- Releasing the Special Edition
- Jumping to Delight Speed
- Communicating with Red Leader One
- Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
- Tinkering With the R2 Unit
- Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
- Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
- Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
- Test Firing the Death Star