The Island
Author Unkown

There is a beautiful deserted island, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, where the following (conveniently balanced) group of people end up stranded:

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...

1 Italian man killed the other 1 for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on prattling about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any...

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